Friday, May 18, 2007

You're Fired!!


Can you believe this mess?????
  • food on the floor
  • laundry(dirty and clean) everywhere
  • a sucker that stuck to my butt when I sat on the chair
  • video games/toys/shoes/paper/wrappers ... all strewn about

This may come as a big shock to most of you, but I got fired from my job today. I know...we can't believe it either. I mean clearly I have been slacking on my responsibilities around here in both cleaning the house and having the boys do their part. This is an absurd way for a homemaker to keep a home. I mean, we were all getting annoyed with the mess and I feel that I have been more than lenient on myself up until now, but I've just had it. This is inexcusable. We're having small group here tomorrow night in this very room! That was just the last straw. I had to fire myself, so this can get done.

Guess Matt'll have to do it. Whew! Thank God for such a capable husband. I don't know what we would do otherwise.

I know this for sure...I'm going to sit myself down tonight and have a stern "talkin' to" about this. I may even send myself to bed early with no supper. This is unbelievable!

So, in light of this surprising disappointment... please hold off on calling me to ask anything of me, as I am also grounded from the telephone. Hopefully with these restrictions put on myself, we will all see some motivated improvement soon.






3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh. i just read this ...otherwise i would have waited to call you until your groundation period was over. thanks for taking the time to yak with me and give me some pointers. hope ya'll have a good weekend.

Rachel Garcia, CD(DONA) said...

very funny.. I love that you would show this to the blog world. Such transperancy. ;-P I only want to show the picture of that one day, you know, when the house doesn't look like that. Ha!

Graced said...

Fabulous! I want to be fired, too! My behavior has been just as bad and I am sure that I deserve to lose my job and be forced to stay alone in my room for at least a week.