One time I had this friend that I said I would meet somewhere and then I totally and completely forgot about it and it was really sad because it was at like 5am in the morning so she could have been sleeping and she wasn't because she was waiting on me even though I never showed up and it was really sad and then I called her and still was forgetting about it and said hey what are you doing and she was like nothing and I was like are you mad at me and then she said no but that she waited for me but I never showed up and then I said oh my gosh like 50 times and that I was sorry and then she forgave me and that was really nice. The End.
P.S. Me still sorry, dear friend!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
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ONE TIME I WROTE IN MY NOTEBOOK ABOUT MY FRIEND WHEN I WAS MAD AT HER AND THEN WE GOT GROCERIES TOGETHER AND I WROTE MY GROCERY LIST IN THAT SAME NOTEBOOK AND THEN I ACCIDENTLY LEFT IT IN HER CAR AND SHE READ IT ON ACCIDENT AND IT HURT HER FEELINGS AND I SAID I WAS SORRY AND SHE FORGAVE ME AND THAT WAS REALLY NICE TOO.
FIRST OF ALL I WOULD NOT CALL ANYONE MY FRIEND IF THEY WANTED ME TO MEET THEM AT 5 A.M. BECAUSE IT IS STILL DARK OUT AND THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR A WOMAN TO BE OUT BY HERSELF AT 5 A.M. TO MEET SOMEONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIEND BUT THEY ARE REALLY AN ESCAPEE FROM SLEEP CENTER WHERE THEY WERE BEING TESTED FOR SLEEP AEPNEA SO THAT'S MY ADVISE AS A WISER OLDER WOMAN.
I'm scared
LOL! THESE COMMENTS ARE CRACKING ME UP AND I LOVED THAT MISSY WROTE HERS IN LITTLE LETTERS.
I AM LOOKING AT MY WATCH RIGHT NOW AND IT IS 5AM AND I THINK, "IS IT ME?" NO, SURELY IT IS NOT ME BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES ME AT 5AM... WELL IF YOU ARE UP AT 5AM MAYBE YOU ARE CHIPPER, TOO. I FEEL LIKE I AM A ROBOT. I DON'T KNOW WHY WRITING IN ALL CAPS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A ROBOT, BUT IT DOES.
really scared!
completely terrified...while laughing like crazy. You people should be on SNL or something.
I'm glad jennifer didn't succomb to the all caps disease too
You guys make me laugh, thanks I needed a good laugh. My kids are looking at me like I've lost my mind.
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