We enjoyed a family night at the carnival at Anderson's school tonight, and we all won lots of candy and cheap prizes. It was really fun. On the way home, (which only takes about 45 seconds, so this was a short conversation), we talked about what the boys wanted to dress up as for trick-or-treating. We're going to have one goblin (not sure yet what that looks like) and one red Power Ranger Mystic Force with a cape and a Helmet with a closable viser (pretty sure what that one's going to look like) I think I'm going to spike Wilson's hair up into a mowhawk and add some tatoos for a cool effect. He'll go as Maddox Jolie.
So....in the spirit of Halloween, I thought I would post a list of all the things that I think are scary, gross, creepy or just simply give me the heebie-jeebies. Enjoy...
- Men picking their noses in the car, as if no one can see them through their clear glass windows.
- Cleaning hair out of the shower drain.
- Roaches...eeww...I just got the chills.
- Being at home, in the basement when Matt is out of town.
- The word "moist". That's just a gross word. Unless it's referring to cake, but that's just the only exception to this rule, really.
- The taste of liver. Or simply the very thought of eating it.
- Hairy butt cracks sticking out of the tops of pants. Come on people!!
- A lost sippy cup full of milk that has been kicked under the car seat and becomes a found sippy cup full of stinky cheese a week later. Gag!
- My doorbell that has a short in it and will ring at random times and scare the heck out of me because no one is ever there!!!
- Coughing up chunky, green head or chest snot. Sorry, but it had to make the list because of it's total disgustingness. (Is that a word?)
- Nightmares. Never fun.
- Nightmares on Elm street. Even worse.
- Spiders...they creep me out, especially when we throw helpless moths into their webs to show the kids how they wrap their prey and suck out their blood. Life with boys...
- A stopped up toilet..that always sick.
- Scary movies. Not a huge fan.
- Haunted houses...that's just begging for me to use strong profanity.
- When my husband comes home early without warning, and I just bump into him coming around a corner in the house. That is just borderline spousal abuse!
- Nasty teeth. I just can't take gross teeth. Especially when they're a thick, buttery color.
- Last, but not least, black-outs. They always happen when I'm home alone at night with no flashlights anywhere but in the basaement.
- HAPPY HALOWEEN!!!
4 comments:
I totally agree!! Cobwebs and scarey pumpkins?? Who cares...to scare me show me roaches and mice and snakes oh my!!
that is pretty much my list too...but add to that dark, pain, and birds (especially ones that aren't afraid to come up to you like ducks at a pond...don't ask).
another scarey thing is dumpsters in dark alleys
Oooo...That does sound really scary. I hope I never have to be by one even behind a retaraunt or in a parking lot...ever! That would be terrifying.
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