This is dedicated to my dear friend and lutong, Michelle, who wrote a wonderful thing about me in her last blog. In return, I wanted to do something for her that would really make her happy, so what better topic than this to make her smile?? Michelle...this blog's for you.
OK, people. What happened to all the poop talk ? I miss it. When I first started blogging, I enjoyed so much the discussion of this topic. It was not only hilarious, and entertaining, but informative, and thought-provoking as well. Not to mention, a touch rebellious. I mean, I'm a stay-at-home mom. I shouldn't talk about such things as that. I discourage my boys from it. Well, that's actually a lie, but I wanted to throw it in there for a second to make myself look good. So, in the spirit of poop, and in memory of it (as it has clearly deceased from blog world), I'm going to post about it on this day. "What?", you ask. "You can't write about being a beautiful woman of God one day, and poop the next!" Oh, I beg to differ with you, my friends. I can and I just did. So, come on people! Help me, help you, bring poop back to blog world! I would like to bring it back in the form of the topic of gas. Here are a few fart rules I think we should all abide by. I think you'll find them worth the read...
- Admit it. Everybody does it, so don't be denyin' it!
- Don't think you're above everyone else if for some reason yours smell like roses.
- Don't pretend like you don't think it's funny. Everyone thinks it's funny. Some people just won't admit it.
- Don't be ashamed of it. It's a true gift from God. Just take a moment, and imagine your life without it...OK, there we are...right on the same page! Thankful, aren't you?
- Embrace it. It is not going away in this lifetime.
- Enjoy it. Like I said, it's funny. We all know it. God didn't have to make it that way. He could have made it very boring, but He didn't. He made even gas for our enjoyment!!
- And last but not least, Don't be selfish. Share it with others.
Now. Have a nice day.
7 comments:
Yes, I too agree gas is funny. I mean it is funny that we can make noise from our hiney. toot toot!!
Okay - you are (and Michelle) are absolutely hilarious! My favorite "pootie poots" are the ones that come out of my two year old. He then begins to laugh. Also, I will not own a blog of my own because it would be boring (I promise!) but I certainly enjoy others (especially yours) I would probably enjoy Michelles if she shared with me her "address" Aly
Okay - so we have some really good friends--we still call them "good friends" even though they don't come visit us often, but that's another story--anyway, the very first time we went out with them as couples--at the time we really only knew the guy really well, not so much the girl, but she turned out to be pretty cool--anyway, we spent half the night hearing about the first time they farted in front of one another, and we were forever hooked--we cherish every time we get to spend with them. All that to say, poop talk is not only funny, but extremely endearing. We love you guys, and are lighting a couple just for you tonight!
Hey Aly, I'm on Abbey's link as Michelle Poop (how sweet). My address is www.rsvptome.blogspot.com
My blogs are pretty boring...so don't let that stop you from starting one. I'd read it. I'd love to know how things are going with you guys.
p.s. "hi abbey"
i guess since you guys are all so much older than me you are more concerned with those bodily functions like gas and pooping regularly. i understand. i'm sure your cupboards are all filled with things like shredded wheat and granola.
Alf & Aly..that is such a funny story! Who in the world are those fun friends? Second to none, I'm quite sure. We had some friends once, whom we'll allow to remain anonomous. Let's just call them "Oprah & the Donald". We played a couple of hands of poker with them, and we were deeived as they acted like they had "no idea how to play". The wife was especially convincing with her high-pitched tone and many questions. Well, after they robbed us of all of our cash, without remorse or conviction I might add, we were devestated to say the least. We still loved them, even so, and are still to this very day trying to pinch & save enough cash back up to pay for the gas to travel to see them. (Hee Hee!)
Abbey...why do you need money for gas? You've got a natural supply right?! Elliya's toots are pretty funny too, especially when she stops and gives us this surprised look like she is so proud of herself.
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