I am so bored today I think I could go completely mad. I'm so bored I can barely blog. Blogging just feels boring. I wish I had two friends named Nichelle and Birginia that would invite me over to read books and stuff. Oh well. I don't know anyone with those names. So I guess I'll just remain bored. Bored to tears. Bored out of my mind.
This morning I went to get my oil changed in the van...BOOORRRING!! Then I went to get some gas...EXTRA BORING! Then I came home and fixed lunch for my kids...SUPER BORING!!!! Then I fed the cat...MOST INCREDIBLY BORING! Then I ate a bagel...that was actually kind of fun, because it was blueberry with strawberry cream cheese which is my favorite. Then I made my bed...SOOOOO BORING that I almost crawled under the sheets to pray myself asleep to escape the boredom of my day. Then I realized I forgot to pack Ando a lunch, so we all raced to the school hoping to feel a bit of excitement, but instead I was left with a very boring type feeling inside myself.
So...here I sit, writing this boring blog about boredom, boring myself to death as I read back through it to check my wording.
Maybe the UPS guy will drop off a package that has wonderfully non-boring contents in it. I just can't think of one thing that I could possibly get in the mail that wouldn't bore me to pieces right now. Wow. I didn't know this kind of boredom existed.
Guess I'll go. I'm friekishly bored with this blog.
9 comments:
Hey, so sorry about your boring day. I wish I had some friends named Nichelle and Birginia to introduce to you, but I don't know anyone by that name either. I also wish I had a friend named Polly to go running with. Oh well, maybe one day...
Greetings boring blogger!
I'm glad your back and Im glad Alf is back with the laptop:)
Aly
You poor thing...I get bored easily, we should live close by so we can entertain each other!
I'm peeing my pants. Luv the boring blog. By the way, I'm running now. I'm up to two minutes on and two minutes off. I love it! My hips are sore though. Any advice?
Hannah stills occasionally reminds me of that game you guys were playing on the porch of the cabin...bbooorring....
Oh yeah, mindy! That is so cute! I had forgotten about that! But that was so not boring...That was actually fun! :)
dude...i see your boring day and raise you going to work from 3-11pm at a job where people complain to you on the phone...gripe at you on the radio...and you get to hear the F word used about 867 times. i can't wait for boring days...you inspire me. seriously.
Oooooo...No thanks, I fold! :)
Sorry you had a bored day. MAYBE, when I go to Pell City the first week of May you will have a bored day and we could actually see each other!?!?!
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